More Hateration

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I've been anticipating a whirlwind of E-Bike rants from Pulse but so far no dice. Mood - Pissed (Sorry, couldn't find a 'pissed' emoticon but I did come across this drunkie monkey)

I guess I'll just have to storm the sidewalks a lil more. Till then...

From some US based forum discussing the Schwinn Electric Bike

rant source

"Ahhhhh! How lazy can we Americans get? I suppose it's fitting for an American bike maker to actually design a "secretly" electric bicycle. Hey, thanks to the mass media we have a generation of fat, McDonald's-fed adolescents wanting to look like bulemic models, so why not add lazy cyclists who want to appear like Lance?"

countalmaviva at 12:24 AM on 10/19/06

Hey!?! What's so wrong with looking like Lance?!?!?!?

Here's some info from a fellow E-Biker buddy who has no clue who the fuck I am nor is aware that I'm dropping his name (Chris Sampson), blog (Hangzhou Tales) and/or using his picture

Anyways so the kid says:

"Is the e-bike dangerous? yes. BUT! Is the bus dangerous? yes. Well often people get aggressive when lining up or standing on the bus and will start mini-fist fights or shouting matches."

How fucking croosh would that be to witness a 'mini-fist' fight? Like dudes all matched up like Chuck Zito vs Chuck Buchner BUT with mini-fists!! Sort of like NBA Jam HUGE BIGHEAD styles but this time around kids it's MINI-FISTS! Like a mini-mall but no stores just fist.

.vs.

Chris 'Doc' Sampson has more gold jerry but I'm going to danny that shit for anotha day.

BUT
I will leave you with one bit of 'Doc Sampson' wisdom that would even blow wiseman from the future RUFUS all the way back to the Circle K circa '86:

"So in closing china's road are in a state of near anarchy but the E-bike is fun and effective."

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