A lot of ol' ninnies are immediately captivated by the Red Condor as if they've never seen a cracker with three testies before. I'm asked 'how much/how fast/how much crack can u fit under the seat/would Diddy endorse this?
Well, to clear things up here are the Red Condor's Spex:
Seat Above Ground: 730mm (28.75 inches)
Net Weight: w/ batteries 86kg (189lbs)
Maximum Load: 150kg (330lbs)
Maximum speed: 30+/-2km/h
Minimum Charge Range: 50-60km *
Charge Period: 4-8hrs
Wheel Size: 16" x 3.00"
Turn-Ons: A robot modeled after a real human girl. She has real hair and realistic skin. She possesses super human strength and speed and runs on atomic power. Vicki has an access panel in her back, an electric socket in her right armpit, and an RS-232 serial port under her left armpit. Vicki's artificial intelligence is not perfect. She is incapable of emotion, speaks in a monotone voice, and interprets most commands literally. She does manage to blend in to the real world to a point. Vicki attends school, and no one but her family members and a few trusted friends know her secret. Occasionally VICI had rare abilities that seemed to only appear in one or two episodes, such as elongating her neck to reach a door's peephole, shrinking her size to become as small as a doll or making herself ten feet tall to get noticed by everyone. One recurring theme was that VICI had a superpowered learning system which enabled her to improve upon something such as a new detergent or to greatly increase the gas mileage of cars, to which Ted and Jamie see it as a chance to get rich quick, only to find her improvements were not perfect. Vicki lives in a large cabinet in Jamie's bedroom, and becomes more human over the course of the show.
Cargo:Lockable rear tool box, glove box and under-seat storage
Turn-offs: the theme song from Star Trek: Enterprise;the lack of finger snapping on 'Da Kink In My Hair'; any place that sells cassettes at a jacked up price (cough, Sonic Boom) yet keeping Laser Discs at an all time low (BMV stores)
Dimension:(L*W*H*): 1870 x 700 x 1110mm (74 x 27.5 x 43.25 inches)
Brake system: F: Drum / Rear: EABS (electric absorption braking system)
Battery: 48V20AH Lead Acid - Battery Wt: 28kg (61.6lbs)
Charger: AC100-240V, BM-online (battery maintained while charging)
Motor: 48V/450W Brushless
Rated Output Torque: 32-55Nm.
Climbing Angle: 12 - 15 °
Throttle Speed Control: Right hand throttle
Operating pedals: Detachable for storage
Instrument Cluster: Ampere meter, battery, power, light and turn signal indicators
Light System: Headlight w/ high beams, turn signals, brake lights, tail lights
Features: Key ignition lock, horn, side view mirrors, sega game-gear holder
Hails From: Parts Unknown
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