Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Condor Croosh - Dec.5/10

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First tings first: fuckin snow. And I'm not talking 'Informer'. The Condor's in full hibernation style.
Next tings next: Croosh meaning crooshial meaning crucial.
And dennnnn: these are the Rose City Red Condor's croosh picks of the week or shit that is just croosh and is thought about during said week.
1) The Phantom Of The Boardwalk

2)Little Lackey Grows A Pair

Watch him in Snatch then jump back to this shit.

3. Gary Oldman as Sid Vicious in 'Sid & Nancy'


4) THE SOUP is BACK!

CanWest Global gave it a try from 2007 to 2009, now it's CTV's turn. On November 29, CTV will convert its Star! specialty cable service into E! Canada.
Many E! favourites, from south of the border, will now be easier to find on the new network, compared to the Global version which really only carried a minimal amount of content on what used to be CH. Even after its rebranding, CH’s focus was mainly that of local programming and American simulcasts with the other major networks. Now, E! simulcasts will actually be with E!, for the most part.
In other words, The Soup won’t air on a 2-day delay and PVR-deprived Montrealers won’t have to stay up until the god-awful hour of 1:35 AM to watch Chelsea Lately. Even E! News, which somehow was expanded to a full-hour during the brief period it was unavailable to Canadians, will be a simulcast at 7 PM ET

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Condor Catch Up 2010

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Time for some Condor Catchup Action 2010 style.
Shit I've just forgot to mention or just been too lay-z wit.


1) Congrats to The Crosby Kids aka The Pittsburgh Penguins for winning the Stanley Cup in 2009. Blaht Blaht. ICEBERG, Ice T style.

Update---Jan.15/11

Below is a very informative article which was NOT written by the rose city condor or any of the lil birdies pertaining to this nest. Originally found here
http://trueler.com/2010/09/13/ups-brokerage-fees-total-scam-fraud-cheating-avoid-it/

If you have ever checked out any other post here one thing is very clear----- proof reading????......peace... Mistakes? U betcha! Items left out accidentally to never be corrected? Bingo! Any other users who commented personally all asked the same thing...
'can u fwd the site where u found that?'
Just the case of sharing a good tip and failure to fully credit the orig location. If I were to trying to punk it myself I wouldn't hav included the 'posted by admin' bit...........................what kind of rad handle is that??????

From ehow.com--- by C.L. Williams
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Enclose all borrowed content in either double quotation marks or blockquote code tags. This practice differentiates the text from surrounding material and immediately informs readers that the work is not your own.
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Give proper credit to original sources when quoting the work of others in a blog post. Mention the originating author by name in the body of the article rather than at the end in a footer note or a link, as well as the complete title of the original work if possible."


see?? The Internet can learn u things

UPS Brokerage Fees – Total Scam, Fraud, Cheating. How to avoid it.
By 'trueler' http://trueler.com/2010/09/13/ups-brokerage-fees-total-scam-fraud-cheating-avoid-it/

""Here is the legal way to import goods from USA into Canada with courier companies like UPS, or FedEx, and avoid their outrageous customs brokerage fees without driving hundreds of miles to the port of entry. CBSA officially replied that UPS forces customers to pay brokerage fees illegally.
When you want to order some goods for personal use from US into Canada, you want it to be delivered fast and cheap. It can be orders from eBay, and many other stores across US. Many eBay sellers do not deal with UPS anymore because of outrageous customs brokerage fees. Usually buyers face this fee only at the door, when package is delivered.
It is called C.O.D. (collect on delivery) invoice which includes duties and taxes for imported goods, and UPS customs brokerage fees and other UPS fees like collect on delivery fee, bill integrity fee, taxes on the fees and so on. This C.O.D. bill is usually about 50% of the item’s price! Of course duties and taxes must be paid, but it is usually from 5% to 15% for casual goods (no alcohol, or tobacco, or other goods for which duties applied) depending on the province.
When importers see the invoice to pay extra 50% of the item’s price thay order, some of them just refuse to pay, and item is shipped back to the seller. The sellers do not like this as well as importers, and ship items with more expensive and pretty slow USPS mail service. It goes through Canada Post to the addressee in Canada, and they charge $5 for customs clearance. But USPS delivery can take up to 6 weeks, and theirs delivery cost is higher than for UPS Ground.
Depending on the order’s price, UPS Customs Brokerage Fee varies up to 50%. For example, for the order of $40.01 the brokerage fee is $19.45 + tax, according to the table at UPS website.
If you still want to use advantage of pretty fast, guaranteed, and trackable UPS ground service to ship your imported goods from US into Canada,
You do NOT have to pay UPS brokerage fees!
I’m not advising you to use other courier services, like USPS, or driving hundreds of miles to the port of entry in order to clear items by yourself as UPS forces you to do, otherwise paying brokerage fees.
You do NOT have to be in the port of entry to clear your items!
I’ve ordered some auto parts from California, and UPS forced me to pay brokerage fees. They told that there is absolutely no ways to clear items by myself in local CBSA office other than port of entry. I have spent almost two months to investigate and escalate this issue with UPS and CBSA (Canada Borders Service Agency). Finally I got a call with apologies about the incident and official reply from CBSA which indicates the following:
You are allowed to self clear your personal shipments and pay any duty/taxes owing at an office other than where the goods are being held.
UPS SCS (Ground) was also incorrect to inform you that you had to present yourself at the office where the goods were located.
CBSA also advised me that they are going to inform courier company and CBSA offices to ensure they are aware of the proper procedures.
There are local CBSA (Canada Borders Service Agency) offices in GTA (I’m located in Toronto) where you can pay applicable duties and taxes for imported goods. There is absolutely no need to drive into Windsor or Fort Erie to clear your items. There are also a lot of CBSA offices across Canada, so you most likely may choose one which is pretty close to you.
Here is the way how to avoid UPS brokerage fees:
Place your order at US store with UPS delivery option
Print out your commercial invoice (PayPal invoice, or e-mail receipt from the store). You may want to make sure that shipper will put the correct price on the package for customs (just send them a note about it)
Wait for item to be shipped and get your tracking number
Call UPS, give them tracking number and tell that you want to clear your items by yourself in your local CBSA office. They should instruct you what you will need to do
Note: this mechanism can be only applied for Low Value Shipment program (LVS),when order’s price does not exceed $1600 CAD. In case of more expensive goods you will need to present yourself at the port of entry to clear your goods, or find a broker to do this for you.
If for any reason UPS still tells you that you can not clear items by yourself in local CBSA office, and you must go to the port of entry in order to pay duties/taxes – it is illegal! Insist on your rights. Tell that they violate the law. Mention that there is an official reply from CBSA. If you get the refusal from UPS, write down the name of the person you talked to, time, and phone number you called in. Please describe your case to me and I will forward it to the person in CBSA who investigated my case and replied to my inquiry. I’m not posting his contact information here to avoid spam. He advised to contact him if this issue is repeated again.
I believe that it should be applied not only to UPS, but to all other courier services. For example, FedEx brokerage fees must be avoided in the same way.
Updated information as of October 17, 2010.
Canada Customs (CBSA) officially replied and provided procedure of self clearing process which UPS, CBSA offices, and importers should follow:
If you are planning to have future shipments sent to you by courier from outside Canada, you do have the option of refusing the accounting services offered by the company, choosing instead to clear the goods yourself through your local CBSA office. If you choose to do this, you will not incur any brokerage fees. The two options available to you are the following:
1. Prior to receiving your shipment, you can contact the courier company and inform them of your wish to self-clear any shipments that are addressed to you and on which brokerage fees are applicable. The company will explain their procedures to you.
2. As an alternative, when a casual shipment is delivered to you, you can refuse delivery and advise the courier company of your intention to self-clear directly with the CBSA. In this case, please ensure that you take note of the unique shipment identifier number on the package, as the shipment will be returned to the courier’s warehouse.
With both options, you will need to visit your local CBSA office and provide them with specific details, including the courier’s name, the unique shipment identifier number, a description of the goods and their value so that the CBSA can correctly assess the goods. This information is usually indicated on the shipment’s invoice, which will be provided to you by the courier company. When you have paid the applicable duties and/or taxes to the CBSA, you will be given an official receipt indicating that the goods have been accounted for. You will need to present this receipt to the courier’s warehouse where your shipment is stored, in order for the courier to release your shipment to you.
We may conclude, that in order to self-clear goods in local CBSA office we need following:
- Courier’s name: UPS
- Unique shipment identifier number: UPS must provide
- Shipment’s invoice: UPS must provide
- Place where the package is being held
Let’s stop UPS outrageous behavior and lawlessness, and force them to obey the simple law and allow importers to self-clear without paying brokerage fees!
Tell about this procedure to all people who use UPS (or other couriers with high brokerage fees) to import goods from US into Canada! If UPS will hear about it from importers hundreds/thousands times per day, they will definitely start to use new procedure.""

Peep the 36 minute 'Runaway' video by Kanye---and you thought this blog was wack!

Hide Your Kids Hide Your Wife Hide That Original Halloween Costume Idea

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no time for an introduction son!
you should already be on the know.
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Monday, August 2, 2010

set adrift

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

A Tip From The Wise One...

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Now I Don't Mind Gigolos...

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...but there's one thing I can't stand (more than Spandex Spicollis even)

fucking Juggalos!!!!

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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Probert vs Anthrax

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Is there really any need for text at this point?


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first name Mister. middle name Period. last name...P.

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Any friend of T's is a friend of mine. Check out 3:53 on the following clip.

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The Age Of ProbeParius

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Whoever put this totally crooshial tribute together is pretty fucking crooshial themselves. Especially the first track that plays in the background. Crooshial jam by a crooshial band for a fucking massively crooshial Protector. 'So you think you've seen a Probert fight??? Well not like this....'

part 2 Thursday night...or check it yo dammmmmn self.
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

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I remember watching this as it was happening on t.v. and literally nearly shitting my pants (leftover Columbo's had given me the runs that day) I remember that whenever he stepped on the ice he was like Roddy Piper.

Now during the first few minutes the focus is on 2 other jibs and unfortunately this clip fails to spotlight when fucking Bob, or more appropriately, MOB Probert (since he ALONE strikes with enuff force of such) is battling2 dudes at once! He at one point has a dude in a headlock while another approaches. He's fighting the dude off WHILE still holding the dude in a headlock. THEN a fucking THIRD steps up to the mic...BLAAAAM!!! How ya like me now?!? Mofo goes down. Then CU-BLO tries to step on up to Cheveldae and the you hear the announcer all 'HERE COMES CHEVELDAE! Totally crooshial.

I'm pouring 40 of Gatorade on the curb fo' my dead homey. BUT this time I took a sharpie and changed the 'ade' in Gatorade to 'oids' to read 'Gatoroids'. Rest In Peace...out!
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nevermind the G20 bollocks...

...and take a few days off to sit and reflect ...
R.I.P
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Saturday, June 19, 2010

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I've ALWAYS hated The Lakers. Even post-Magic HIV announcement my heart didn't shed a tear. Artest is the man but unfortunately plays for a kife team. Bryant is a douche and Artest should have taken him out back in the Houston/Lakers matchup in the '09 semi-finals. Anyways, I'm not a Bird fan nor a Celtics fan BUT madddddd props to Paul Pierce for his fist with Kobe.
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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Ciggy Smalls

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The Condor has been nesting for toooooooo muthafucking long. Hopefully the cigarette lighter tire pump used to inflate the junk in the trunk works. Till then chew on this:
LOST ---- one minute the shit's all Gilligan's Island then BAAAMMM it's fucking Highway To Heaven. As the squish kitty pointed out, 'no show should be this fucking hard...' Fortunately coop with the scoopolo helped the Rose City Red Condor out. ALL OF the answers regarding ALL LOST MYSTERIES can be found here:

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Who Is Mr.Momato?

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Just minutes ago you were informed about the mysterious CondorBlog poster otherwise known to the Rose City Red Condor as ' Mr.Momato'. After further anaylsis of his post, I was able to pick a lil sumpthin sumpthin out of the nonsense (which was also emailed to me). What appears as regular text on Blogger shows up as html links via Outlook. There was a link attached in his jenga styled post. I thought perhaps his email address? Maybe a coupon for 2 at the Mandarin during 'Italian Night'? I was most definitely perplexed. I watched re-runs of Fringe and was still perplexed.(Why doesn't Pacey refer to his father as 'Dad'?) I was even able to contact Art aka Fuji from Super Dave. He had no clue. But alas I used my powers of E-bike-ing and came up with a few possibilities. 'Mr.Momato' is.......
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Whoever it is....it definitely has nothing to do with some mindfuckery involving an empty casket and some lame tearjerker inside a church. Personally I think it should have ended with everyone being arrested and thrown into the same cell.
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Land Of The Rising Erection

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Ah so....it seems that I have another recruit for the Ebike Fascist Youth Movement!!!!!
BUT
there's one problem.....
I need a tranration.

On Feb.6th 2010 'オテモヤン' posted a comment on the Condor Blog. Here's what the mighty wordsmith had to say:

All that regarding an online Iron Man score?!?!?
OR maybe he's just a huge Robert Downey Jr fan? Maybe he's into Morton Downey as well?!
After repeated viewings of the instructional calligraphy scene in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, I still don't know what the fuck this is? An asian take on Tetris? So to the person who posted as 'unbalanced stick figures with no head and bad posture' (that's my guess how to read it) holla if ya hear me.
Momo Arrigato Mr. Momato

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