Douche Bag was a huge diss back in the day. Then like clear Pepsi, it got totally peaced out. Now it's back stronger than ever before. Appearing all over tv shows and 'the silver screen'. Well I'm about to flip that shit Larry. It's played out straight up son. 'Douche Bag', 'bag of douche' (and my fave) 'douche rag' are the Neo-Geo console to my new PS4. Listen up CW writers, watch it here it come now....so long 'douche bag'....wasssup 'JOHNNY KOTEX'. Who cares if you're a bag that is full of douchey solution?!?!!!? The bag's emptied, cleansed of the vaginal margerine (yes folks, Vagerine!) and the bag is then good for something useful like holding a handful of micro machines that are about to be thrown all over to the floor to thwart some Pesci look-a-like house invaders. Really, it's a compliment.
"fuck you're life douche bag".
"Well, i'm a bag that is actually helping this lady remove scum from her front bum, so I guess my life really IS good. I am truly helpful"
BUT Imagine being a fucking Kotex crammed up in Oprah's minjie for like 2 days fucking straight??!??!?!? You're head first jammed into the batch snatch just absorbing all of that Mott's clamato that Aunt flow is just throwing at you. You're stuck in there for a fucking goooood period of time literally red faced (puns intended!). And then what good are you? You're fucking trashed amongst muff shavings and Garfield nacho bags. First we fiesta THEN we siesta!!! I'd rather be a bag over a Kotex anytime. BUT overall I'd rather be this dude
NOW THAT'S A KOTEX!!!
pCE!!!
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dude, you just made something that you didn't notice.
reread the very first line of the douche bag post.
it doesn't say douche bag... it says douche big.
douche BIG is the new height of douchebagdom.
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