Yo, I've been receiving a tard cornicopia full of hate mail regarding the E-Bike Niagara Rose City Condor Blog and lack of E-Bike related stories. Well kids the fucking nonsense is about to change.
Last week the Condor and I had 2 slams back to back at work, 9-9 don't stop get it get it. There was a Manager's meeting in effect boyyyyyeeeeeee and I had to fill in the time slot. The 2 days were hectic but I was able to get something good out of the deal: free swag. Free shit that I assumed would most likely be exactly that - kife slabs on a triscuit. Not everything was utter doo doo on a skewer. Mostly just crap sitting around the warehouse (ie Shrek watches, Slipknot patches) and new releases that are being pushed big time (the new TV On The Radio, Sex In The Shitty DVD, Beetlejuice Anniversary edition). And some of most random shit that would put Banzai side by side with a Family Circus cartoon. The best was a single item placed in a clear Ziploc style bag with the opening folded and stapled like GI Joes at that fucking overpriced comic/toy shop on Yonge Street (8 fucking doll hairs for a scratched up Boba Fett with his back missle missing AND no weapons?!?!? W.T.Fuck?!). BEHOLD:
A random Lt.Worf Klingon action figure?!?!?!
If that doesn't say "hey fuckos, thanks for busting your ass all year and wasting valuable time at this lame ass "Manager's" Meeting, I don't know what the fuck does?
OR MAYBE I DO....
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Yes, COACH Muthafucking CARTER Wrist Bands.
pCe
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