Sham-POW!!

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Some shit just in BLAY-ZIN hot for the muthafuckin BUZZ BIN courtesy of Dat Kid Thret. You know that muthafuckin P-I-M-P that sells the SHIT out of the Shamwow on its infomercial...well he seriously went P-I-M-P and laid the Sham-POW on a ho. Peep this:

Seriously....with the Britney Spears headset and such charisma..how the fuck did you NOT want to just pick up da phone and scoop like a fiddy case of ShamWows. He might be the greatest salesman of our generation. He sold us on the mighty fact that ShamWow is the Thor's Hammer of all things shamm. He sold us on the fact that you can wear a Spears Headset and not be linked as a Halo Chump getting chumpatized. He ALSO sold us on the fact that he don't like people chomping on his tongue. That's his weapon for serious ShamWow upselling. It'd be like that time when Pootie lost his belt. Sine your pity on the runny kine is right muthafucka! I'm not sold on the fact that it's him on that dj muggshot. Is he pulling some wack Benjamin Button type randomly aging shit? Real name, Vince Shlomi...or was it Vince Schlaffi?

pCe!!!

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