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Level 9 Bitches

beat that Downey JR!

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Hammer's crying

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The shoes that once saved my ass from beatdowns ('We've never heard of those shoes before.Are they fucking Bi-Way shoes? No, I got them in the states. They gotta be good then') have now gone in some bullshit 'minimalist stylist' shiza direction. Giant Liger Hot Item of the week fsure.

Disappointment

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Goddess Bunny

Yo muthafuckkkkkkkkkkkkas!!!

It's been a while since the Condor flapped but let me catch up! First off....

Booya!

As soon as they won I immediately was all

Next up...

There hasn't been too many Spandex Spicollis all up in my grill. If anything it's been Ol' Ninnies bitching about the Condor, all 'you're not supposed to be here' bullshit. Well you're 82... you're not supposed to be here on Earth all alive and shit.

Anyway...check this shit

And just when you were all set up to jack yourself to sleep...

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Gottlieb Pioneer Shenanigans

Each time the little flap comes into contact with one of the vertical bars a loud clicking sound is heard and 2 bumpers light up. This constant rotation doesn't stop until the machine is shut off.

Any help is appreciated. Thanks.

Still Condor

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It's been a while but the Condor's still flapping. It's been a very Seattle-esque day outside so there's been no E-Bike action---which sucks BUT that's one less 'this ISN'T a fucking motorcycle' arguement--which is good. The 'this isn't a fucking a motorcycle! quit your bitching you old t-rex' count is already at 2. And it's not even June yet (on Monday it is).

While you wait for the next epic Condor post, check this croosh shit out:

http://website13156.com/?p=165

http://33third.blogspot.com/

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The Rose City Red Condor Totally Understands O.J.

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....and so does the Huckster.....
(from eonline)

Continuing this week's celebrity trend of speak first, think later, Hulk Hogan has revealed a whopper of a complex during an interview with Rolling Stone, saying that his messy split from wife Linda, and her subsequent shacking up with a friend of her teenage son's, made him feel downright O.J. Simpson-esque.

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody's throat," he said, per the New York Post. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife…

"I totally understand O.J. I get it."

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Sham-POW!!

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Some shit just in BLAY-ZIN hot for the muthafuckin BUZZ BIN courtesy of Dat Kid Thret. You know that muthafuckin P-I-M-P that sells the SHIT out of the Shamwow on its infomercial...well he seriously went P-I-M-P and laid the Sham-POW on a ho. Peep this:

Seriously....with the Britney Spears headset and such charisma..how the fuck did you NOT want to just pick up da phone and scoop like a fiddy case of ShamWows. He might be the greatest salesman of our generation. He sold us on the mighty fact that ShamWow is the Thor's Hammer of all things shamm. He sold us on the fact that you can wear a Spears Headset and not be linked as a Halo Chump getting chumpatized. He ALSO sold us on the fact that he don't like people chomping on his tongue. That's his weapon for serious ShamWow upselling. It'd be like that time when Pootie lost his belt. Sine your pity on the runny kine is right muthafucka! I'm not sold on the fact that it's him on that dj muggshot. Is he pulling some wack Benjamin Button type randomly aging shit? Real name, Vince Shlomi...or was it Vince Schlaffi?

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