The Age Of ProbeParius

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Whoever put this totally crooshial tribute together is pretty fucking crooshial themselves. Especially the first track that plays in the background. Crooshial jam by a crooshial band for a fucking massively crooshial Protector. 'So you think you've seen a Probert fight??? Well not like this....'

part 2 Thursday night...or check it yo dammmmmn self.
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I remember watching this as it was happening on t.v. and literally nearly shitting my pants (leftover Columbo's had given me the runs that day) I remember that whenever he stepped on the ice he was like Roddy Piper.

Now during the first few minutes the focus is on 2 other jibs and unfortunately this clip fails to spotlight when fucking Bob, or more appropriately, MOB Probert (since he ALONE strikes with enuff force of such) is battling2 dudes at once! He at one point has a dude in a headlock while another approaches. He's fighting the dude off WHILE still holding the dude in a headlock. THEN a fucking THIRD steps up to the mic...BLAAAAM!!! How ya like me now?!? Mofo goes down. Then CU-BLO tries to step on up to Cheveldae and the you hear the announcer all 'HERE COMES CHEVELDAE! Totally crooshial.

I'm pouring 40 of Gatorade on the curb fo' my dead homey. BUT this time I took a sharpie and changed the 'ade' in Gatorade to 'oids' to read 'Gatoroids'. Rest In Peace...out!

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nevermind the G20 bollocks...

...and take a few days off to sit and reflect ...

R.I.P

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I've ALWAYS hated The Lakers. Even post-Magic HIV announcement my heart didn't shed a tear. Artest is the man but unfortunately plays for a kife team. Bryant is a douche and Artest should have taken him out back in the Houston/Lakers matchup in the '09 semi-finals. Anyways, I'm not a Bird fan nor a Celtics fan BUT madddddd props to Paul Pierce for his fist with Kobe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Iy8QtHIFw

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Ciggy Smalls

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The Condor has been nesting for toooooooo muthafucking long. Hopefully the cigarette lighter tire pump used to inflate the junk in the trunk works. Till then chew on this:

LOST ---- one minute the shit's all Gilligan's Island then BAAAMMM it's fucking Highway To Heaven. As the squish kitty pointed out, 'no show should be this fucking hard...' Fortunately coop with the scoopolo helped the Rose City Red Condor out. ALL OF the answers regarding ALL LOST MYSTERIES can be found here:

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Who Is Mr.Momato?

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Just minutes ago you were informed about the mysterious CondorBlog poster otherwise known to the Rose City Red Condor as ' Mr.Momato'. After further anaylsis of his post, I was able to pick a lil sumpthin sumpthin out of the nonsense (which was also emailed to me). What appears as regular text on Blogger shows up as html links via Outlook. There was a link attached in his jenga styled post. I thought perhaps his email address? Maybe a coupon for 2 at the Mandarin during 'Italian Night'? I was most definitely perplexed. I watched re-runs of Fringe and was still perplexed.(Why doesn't Pacey refer to his father as 'Dad'?) I was even able to contact Art aka Fuji from Super Dave. He had no clue. But alas I used my powers of E-bike-ing and came up with a few possibilities. 'Mr.Momato' is.......

OR

ORRRRRRRRRRR.....

Whoever it is....it definitely has nothing to do with some mindfuckery involving an empty casket and some lame tearjerker inside a church. Personally I think it should have ended with everyone being arrested and thrown into the same cell.
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Land Of The Rising Erection

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Ah so....it seems that I have another recruit for the Ebike Fascist Youth Movement!!!!!

BUT

there's one problem.....

I need a tranration.

On Feb.6th 2010 'オテモヤン' posted a comment on the Condor Blog. Here's what the mighty wordsmith had to say:

All that regarding an online Iron Man score?!?!?
OR maybe he's just a huge Robert Downey Jr fan? Maybe he's into Morton Downey as well?!
After repeated viewings of the instructional calligraphy scene in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, I still don't know what the fuck this is? An asian take on Tetris? So to the person who posted as 'unbalanced stick figures with no head and bad posture' (that's my guess how to read it) holla if ya hear me.
Momo Arrigato Mr. Momato

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