Ciggy Smalls

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The Condor has been nesting for toooooooo muthafucking long. Hopefully the cigarette lighter tire pump used to inflate the junk in the trunk works. Till then chew on this:

LOST ---- one minute the shit's all Gilligan's Island then BAAAMMM it's fucking Highway To Heaven. As the squish kitty pointed out, 'no show should be this fucking hard...' Fortunately coop with the scoopolo helped the Rose City Red Condor out. ALL OF the answers regarding ALL LOST MYSTERIES can be found here:

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CIGGY SMALLS is the REAL SMOKE MONSTER!

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pCE

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Who Is Mr.Momato?

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Just minutes ago you were informed about the mysterious CondorBlog poster otherwise known to the Rose City Red Condor as ' Mr.Momato'. After further anaylsis of his post, I was able to pick a lil sumpthin sumpthin out of the nonsense (which was also emailed to me). What appears as regular text on Blogger shows up as html links via Outlook. There was a link attached in his jenga styled post. I thought perhaps his email address? Maybe a coupon for 2 at the Mandarin during 'Italian Night'? I was most definitely perplexed. I watched re-runs of Fringe and was still perplexed.(Why doesn't Pacey refer to his father as 'Dad'?) I was even able to contact Art aka Fuji from Super Dave. He had no clue. But alas I used my powers of E-bike-ing and came up with a few possibilities. 'Mr.Momato' is.......

OR

ORRRRRRRRRRR.....

Whoever it is....it definitely has nothing to do with some mindfuckery involving an empty casket and some lame tearjerker inside a church. Personally I think it should have ended with everyone being arrested and thrown into the same cell.
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Land Of The Rising Erection

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Ah so....it seems that I have another recruit for the Ebike Fascist Youth Movement!!!!!

BUT

there's one problem.....

I need a tranration.

On Feb.6th 2010 'オテモヤン' posted a comment on the Condor Blog. Here's what the mighty wordsmith had to say:

All that regarding an online Iron Man score?!?!?
OR maybe he's just a huge Robert Downey Jr fan? Maybe he's into Morton Downey as well?!
After repeated viewings of the instructional calligraphy scene in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, I still don't know what the fuck this is? An asian take on Tetris? So to the person who posted as 'unbalanced stick figures with no head and bad posture' (that's my guess how to read it) holla if ya hear me.
Momo Arrigato Mr. Momato

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pCe

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The Rose City Red Condor

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Level 9 Bitches

beat that Downey JR!

Pce

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Hammer's crying

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The shoes that once saved my ass from beatdowns ('We've never heard of those shoes before.Are they fucking Bi-Way shoes? No, I got them in the states. They gotta be good then') have now gone in some bullshit 'minimalist stylist' shiza direction. Giant Liger Hot Item of the week fsure.

Disappointment

pCe

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Goddess Bunny

Yo muthafuckkkkkkkkkkkkas!!!

It's been a while since the Condor flapped but let me catch up! First off....

Booya!

As soon as they won I immediately was all

Next up...

There hasn't been too many Spandex Spicollis all up in my grill. If anything it's been Ol' Ninnies bitching about the Condor, all 'you're not supposed to be here' bullshit. Well you're 82... you're not supposed to be here on Earth all alive and shit.

Anyway...check this shit

And just when you were all set up to jack yourself to sleep...

pCe!

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Gottlieb Pioneer Shenanigans

Each time the little flap comes into contact with one of the vertical bars a loud clicking sound is heard and 2 bumpers light up. This constant rotation doesn't stop until the machine is shut off.

Any help is appreciated. Thanks.