Land Of The Rising Erection

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Ah so....it seems that I have another recruit for the Ebike Fascist Youth Movement!!!!!

BUT

there's one problem.....

I need a tranration.

On Feb.6th 2010 'オテモヤン' posted a comment on the Condor Blog. Here's what the mighty wordsmith had to say:

All that regarding an online Iron Man score?!?!?
OR maybe he's just a huge Robert Downey Jr fan? Maybe he's into Morton Downey as well?!
After repeated viewings of the instructional calligraphy scene in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, I still don't know what the fuck this is? An asian take on Tetris? So to the person who posted as 'unbalanced stick figures with no head and bad posture' (that's my guess how to read it) holla if ya hear me.
Momo Arrigato Mr. Momato

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The Rose City Red Condor

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Level 9 Bitches

beat that Downey JR!

Pce

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Hammer's crying

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The shoes that once saved my ass from beatdowns ('We've never heard of those shoes before.Are they fucking Bi-Way shoes? No, I got them in the states. They gotta be good then') have now gone in some bullshit 'minimalist stylist' shiza direction. Giant Liger Hot Item of the week fsure.

Disappointment

pCe

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Goddess Bunny

Yo muthafuckkkkkkkkkkkkas!!!

It's been a while since the Condor flapped but let me catch up! First off....

Booya!

As soon as they won I immediately was all

Next up...

There hasn't been too many Spandex Spicollis all up in my grill. If anything it's been Ol' Ninnies bitching about the Condor, all 'you're not supposed to be here' bullshit. Well you're 82... you're not supposed to be here on Earth all alive and shit.

Anyway...check this shit

And just when you were all set up to jack yourself to sleep...

pCe!

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Gottlieb Pioneer Shenanigans

Each time the little flap comes into contact with one of the vertical bars a loud clicking sound is heard and 2 bumpers light up. This constant rotation doesn't stop until the machine is shut off.

Any help is appreciated. Thanks.

Still Condor

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It's been a while but the Condor's still flapping. It's been a very Seattle-esque day outside so there's been no E-Bike action---which sucks BUT that's one less 'this ISN'T a fucking motorcycle' arguement--which is good. The 'this isn't a fucking a motorcycle! quit your bitching you old t-rex' count is already at 2. And it's not even June yet (on Monday it is).

While you wait for the next epic Condor post, check this croosh shit out:

http://website13156.com/?p=165

http://33third.blogspot.com/

pCe

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The Rose City Red Condor Totally Understands O.J.

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....and so does the Huckster.....
(from eonline)

Continuing this week's celebrity trend of speak first, think later, Hulk Hogan has revealed a whopper of a complex during an interview with Rolling Stone, saying that his messy split from wife Linda, and her subsequent shacking up with a friend of her teenage son's, made him feel downright O.J. Simpson-esque.

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody's throat," he said, per the New York Post. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife…

"I totally understand O.J. I get it."

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