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So what's a blogburger without the obligatory 'Best of..insert year' post??? The answer: a kife burger of a blogburger!

So for now I'll just drop some bits of the best shit of 2008 for the Rose City Red Condor.

Ca-caw!!! Swooping from the bird nest to hit the number 1 spot on the 'things that fucking ripped your asshole inside out like an anal inversion (or invasion) is........(i'd ask Keith Moon for a fucking CROOSHIAL solo here...if he wasn't dead) and YES the 1 crooshial thing is..............BUT before that shit...peep this

"barack obama muthafucka!!!"

Gotta take a dump.

pCe

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Wack Is Back!!!

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Merry Pissmas! Happy Poo Year!

The Rose City Condor is BACK BABY! Costanza style!

I'm sorry to keep all of you kids waiting for soooooo long. Some kid was totally spazzing and sent me an email with a single line that read:

"this is what happens when you make me wait!!!"

Attached was the following photo.

What a sick fuck!

So now we're rocking two thousand muthafuckin' NINE! The slogan this time around-'2009 this year is mine!' I'm hoping for BIG WANGS...err..I mean..BIG THANGS...to happen. I've started things right with a dietary cleanse. This cleanse consists of just rocking Slurpees, Flaxxx seeds and fucking BLARING Shalamar non-stop.

This will.

I received a mysterious call during work informing me that a certain store was just shut down for not payin' da rent. I immediately peaced out and had the Wyld couple follow me. I was fucking JACKED when before my Rose City Red Condor eyes I noticed an empty place, doors shut with a Termination Notice mentioning that the place was shut down for good.

In the words of DX...

SUCK IT!!!

(cue the Zach De La Rocha wannabe)

pCE!!!

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