Sham-POW!!

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Some shit just in BLAY-ZIN hot for the muthafuckin BUZZ BIN courtesy of Dat Kid Thret. You know that muthafuckin P-I-M-P that sells the SHIT out of the Shamwow on its infomercial...well he seriously went P-I-M-P and laid the Sham-POW on a ho. Peep this:

Seriously....with the Britney Spears headset and such charisma..how the fuck did you NOT want to just pick up da phone and scoop like a fiddy case of ShamWows. He might be the greatest salesman of our generation. He sold us on the mighty fact that ShamWow is the Thor's Hammer of all things shamm. He sold us on the fact that you can wear a Spears Headset and not be linked as a Halo Chump getting chumpatized. He ALSO sold us on the fact that he don't like people chomping on his tongue. That's his weapon for serious ShamWow upselling. It'd be like that time when Pootie lost his belt. Sine your pity on the runny kine is right muthafucka! I'm not sold on the fact that it's him on that dj muggshot. Is he pulling some wack Benjamin Button type randomly aging shit? Real name, Vince Shlomi...or was it Vince Schlaffi?

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HI MOM!

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Random Rose City Red Condor Factoid: this kid loves most shit Buffalo

• the Buffalo Wide Rights
• the Juice (see above). *Side note...REVENGE VERDICT...STILL not fucking cool*
• Buffalo '66
• Celino & Barnes
• Wu-Gambino Ford (hi mom)

Now most fucks that are down with the Wu-GBF know that the 'hi mom' in parenthesis is as necessary as the 'F'n' in Guns N Roses. Case in point:

Nov 17
2008
Josh & Matt's Potpourri - Road Trippin'

Hello Friends,
I am going to Buffalo today to catch the Monday night football game and I was thinking there are some great things south of the border that they just don't have here. Now don't get me wrong, Matt and I love Canada more than anything but there are a few things the Yanks know how to do really well.

Here are our faves.

Josh's
1. Target
2. Denny's
3. Tailgating
4. Cherry Coke
5. The I-90 Karate and Fire Works Depot.

Matt's
1. Cereals (Trix, Cookie Crisp, Fruity Pebbles)
2. Detroit Red Wings hockey
3. Target
4. Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio
5. Lockport Gambino Ford (Hi Mom)

Well, I will say that I was in shock and awe then immediately 'lizzing' (see latest 30 Rock) when I fucking came across this lil heartbreak kid of an online article:

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Hi (Bye) Mom! - Gambino Ford Closing (hahhahahah Bye Mom)
The Buffalo News is reporting that Gambino Ford on Rt 78 in the town of Lockport is closing.
Gambino Ford in the Town of Lockport is closing, under a program Ford Motor Co. is using to consolidate its dealer network. The dealership, located at 6157 S. Transit Road, will probably close its doors next week, owner Patrick Gambino said Tuesday. “The offer was on the table for any dealer in the metro [Buffalo] area to raise his hand,” Gambino said. “They’d like to close more.” However, Gambino said the Ford incentives to sell a dealership are now off the table. Other area Ford dealers bought out the Gambino dealership, Ford corporate spokeswoman Marisa Bradley said. The terms were not disclosed.
Mr. Gambino has taken a Ford buyout offer under its dealership consolidation plan. For example Ford has 4,000 dealerships to Toyota's 1,000. Sales profits spread around 4X the number of dealers make for weaker dealers overall. Especially in today's world of consolidation and high volume - low per piece profit. I always expected some other Ford dealer would go first, like the one up by 78 and 104 since Lockport is a more central location. But I also thought Gambino could be one of them since the # of vehicles in the lot had drastically reduced since the late 90's/early 00's.Gambino was the first dealer I ever noticed to give little tag lines in their adds. "...Come on down. Hi mom." At least 10 years before Mr. Fucillo brought his "Huuuuuugggggggeeeeea" to this part of the state. I bought my first vehicle from Gambino back in 1998 and it was my first experience in Lockport (living in Lancaster at the time). Heading to a mountain bike ride I swung in to look at a vehicle in the used lot. That '97 F150 4x4 gave me 155k miles before I sold it due to gas prices and some parts starting to wear out. 5 days of price dickering gave me an OK deal for my first ever vehicle loan. I miss that truck ;)

I was hoping one day to buy my first Denali from Wu-Gambino Ford (hi mom) and have sex on the reg. Single tear.

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Piss T

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The Bird had sent me this croosh clip and like most shit on YouTitty it's the fucking peanut gallery shit that makes me bust 1 rib ROFLing. The most recent post (as of now) on that clip's forum by schenkelB is on point. Make sure to check out 'bigwhitebear92's post (the third post before the schenkster's) for the total goomba icing on the cake.

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Sex On The Reg

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Not ONCE did that muthafucka Kenny Powers let me down. 1 thru 6 were totally fuckin croosh.
From 3 minutes 30 seconds to 4:40 of this clip is probably one of my fave tv moments. Fucking Stevie Janowsky.

"Me on the other hand, I got the glory. I get the fame. The money. The Jewels. The cash. The Denali. Gettin drunk on the reg. Fuckin good times on the reg. Yachts on the reg. Sex on the reg- basically all the shit that most men fantasize about".

The best is the fucking IMDB forum debate over what is meant by 'the reg' and if it is 'reg' or 'rag'. Either way, Ashley Schaeffer is losing money right now.

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Rose City Red Condor vs SARS

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As 'Anonymous' pointed out, this shit needs to be updated more. That is as obvious as a Saigon whore being the one to bite the end of your nose off. It's been a while since some Red Condor shenanigans and with the booya spring about to happen that shit will all change. While I'm suffering from SARS, congested as fuck, enjoying the MoviePix presentation of UHF AND DIRTY WORK, the Condor's being charged and the Spandex Spicollis are wiping the shmegma from their short shorts. Till I'm SARS free....

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